| 1 |  | Sea OtterFloats on its back and holds hands while sleeping | 13% win | 82% match wins |
| 2 |  | DormouseAsleep in a curl for half the year | 13% win | 71% match wins |
| 3 |  | KoalaSleeps twenty hours a day without apology | 13% win | 63% match wins |
| 4 |  | Baby DeerLegs too long, spots not yet faded | 7% win | 86% match wins |
| 5 |  | CapybaraThe calmest animal in any photograph | 7% win | 75% match wins |
| 6 |  | MeerkatStanding upright, checking the horizon | 7% win | 67% match wins |
| 7 |  | Baby SealWhite coat and enormous dark eyes | 7% win | 60% match wins |
| 8 |  | DucklingA yellow puff that follows anything moving | 7% win | 59% match wins |
| 9 |  | Red PandaA ringed tail longer than its whole body | 7% win | 58% match wins |
| 10 |  | ChinchillaThe softest fur of any land mammal | 7% win | 57% match wins |
| 11 |  | KittenChaos in a shape that forgives everything | 7% win | 56% match wins |
| 12 |  | FerretLong, liquid, and incapable of walking in a straight line | 0% win | 71% match wins |
| 12 |  | Highland CowA fringe that covers the eyes entirely | 0% win | 71% match wins |
| 14 |  | Penguin ChickA grey fluffball that has not figured out walking | 0% win | 63% match wins |
| 14 |  | HedgehogSpiky on top, absurdly soft underneath | 0% win | 63% match wins |
| 16 |  | Red SquirrelEar tufts and a tail with its own opinions | 0% win | 60% match wins |
| 16 |  | Sugar GliderSpreads out flat and steers between trees | 0% win | 60% match wins |
| 16 |  | RaccoonWashes everything, steals the rest | 0% win | 60% match wins |
| 16 |  | ChickFits in a palm and complains the entire time | 0% win | 60% match wins |
| 20 |  | QuokkaLooks permanently delighted to see you | 0% win | 56% match wins |
| 21 |  | Fennec FoxEars built for a much larger animal | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 21 |  | OwletAll eyes and fluff, no dignity yet | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 21 |  | HamsterStuffs both cheeks until the head doubles in width | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 21 |  | WombatA barrel with legs and a very determined walk | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 21 |  | AxolotlPermanently smiling, permanently a larva | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 26 |  | Baby HippoRound, grey, and constantly submerged | 0% win | 44% match wins |
| 27 |  | Baby ElephantHas not learned what the trunk is for yet | 0% win | 38% match wins |
| 27 |  | Arctic FoxWhite, round, and built for snow | 0% win | 38% match wins |
| 29 |  | Pygmy MarmosetA monkey that fits in a hand | 0% win | 33% match wins |
| 29 |  | Baby GoatFour legs, no balance, endless jumping | 0% win | 33% match wins |
| 29 |  | Prairie DogStands up, barks once, disappears | 0% win | 33% match wins |
| 32 |  | Turtle HatchlingSmaller than a coin and already crossing a beach | 0% win | 29% match wins |
| 33 |  | RabbitNose twitching nonstop, ears on full alert | 0% win | 25% match wins |
| 34 |  | SlothMoving slowly has never looked so peaceful | 0% win | 17% match wins |
| 35 |  | Corgi PuppyAll ears and no legs to speak of | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | Giant Panda CubRolls down hills as a primary hobby | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | PigletPink, fast, and remarkably clever | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | LambWobbly for a week, then unstoppable | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | PuffinFormal outfit, comic face | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | ChipmunkCheeks packed past all reason | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | AlpacaA neck, a fringe, and a permanent smirk | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | Guinea PigShrieks the moment the fridge door opens | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | Lion CubEnormous paws attached to nothing that can use them yet | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | Tiger CubStripes already finished, everything else still soft | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 35 |  | Baby KangarooRiding in a pocket with the feet hanging out | 0% win | 0% match wins |