| — |  | French FriesThe reigning champion nobody wants to face | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Onion RingsCrunchier, greasier, and worth the mess | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Mozzarella SticksCheese that stretches across the table | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | ColeslawThe cold, vinegary answer to everything fried | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Mac and CheeseA side heavy enough to be a meal | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Chicken NuggetsA side that keeps trying to be the main | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Tater TotsFries rolled into little crunchy barrels | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Side SaladOrdered with good intentions, eaten last | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Curly FriesSeasoned, spiralled and superior | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Waffle FriesMore surface area, more crunch | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sweet Potato FriesSweeter, softer and slightly divisive | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Hash BrownsBreakfast side that never left | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Jalapeno PoppersCream cheese and heat in a shell | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Chili Cheese FriesA side that requires a fork | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Corn on the CobButtered, salted, eaten badly | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cheese CurdsSqueaky, salty and best still warm | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Fried PicklesSharp, salty and unreasonably good | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Potato WedgesThicker than fries, fluffier inside | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Garlic BreadThe one side that doubles as dessert | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Baked BeansSweet, smoky and slightly out of place | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Fried OkraCrisp outside, unmistakable inside | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cornbread MuffinSweet, crumbly and gone in two bites | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Chicken WingsA side that thinks it is the main | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Loaded NachosCheese, jalapenos and structural failure | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Rice BowlThe quiet, sensible option | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Miso SoupThe side that arrives before anything else | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | KimchiSharp, spicy and cutting the grease | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Garlic KnotsButter, garlic and a paper bag | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | PoutineChips, cheese curds and gravy | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Spring RollsCrisp, hot and dipped in something sweet | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Potato SaladCold, creamy and quietly divisive | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Fried RiceA side large enough to be dinner | — win | — match wins |