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Would You Rather: Everyday Curses

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#	Candidate	Win rate	Match win rate
—	Always One Sock WetDry the moment you take it off, wet again after	— win	— match wins
—	Sneeze Every Ten MinutesForever, including during meetings	— win	— match wins
—	Never Find the Right WordIt stays on the tip of your tongue for life	— win	— match wins
—	Phone Always at Three PercentIt never dies, it never charges past three	— win	— match wins
—	Song Stuck ForeverOne song, on loop, in your head, always	— win	— match wins
—	Every Chair Slightly Too LowYou will never sit at the right height again	— win	— match wins
—	Autocorrect Rewrites YouEvery message says something a little wrong	— win	— match wins
—	Itch You Cannot ReachMiddle of the back, permanent, mild	— win	— match wins
—	Always Five Minutes LateNo matter when you leave, five minutes	— win	— match wins
—	Food Always Slightly ColdNever hot, never bad, always disappointing	— win	— match wins
—	Forget Every Name InstantlyYou will ask three times and still lose it	— win	— match wins
—	Shoelaces Untie ThemselvesFour times a day, every day	— win	— match wins
—	Hiccups Once an HourShort, loud, and perfectly timed	— win	— match wins
—	Every Pen Runs OutIt works until you need to write something real	— win	— match wins
—	Talk in Slight RhymeNever clever, always noticeable	— win	— match wins
—	Wake Up Ten Minutes EarlyBefore every alarm, for the rest of your life	— win	— match wins
—	Every Cup Leaves a RingOn every surface, no matter what you use	— win	— match wins
—	Always Bite Your CheekOnce a meal, in the same tender spot	— win	— match wins
—	Blinking in Every PhotoEvery single one, for the rest of your life	— win	— match wins
—	Every Chair WobblesOne leg short, wherever you sit down	— win	— match wins
—	Zippers Always StickCoats, bags, tents, every time you hurry	— win	— match wins
—	Wifi Drops at the Worst MomentAlways at the point of no return	— win	— match wins
—	Always the Slow QueueThe one you leave immediately speeds up	— win	— match wins
—	Every Apple Is MealyLooks perfect, tastes like wet paper	— win	— match wins
—	Fitted Sheets Never FitOne corner pops off every single night	— win	— match wins
—	Static Shock From Every DoorSmall, sharp, and completely unavoidable	— win	— match wins
—	Seated Beside the Loud TalkerEvery train, every flight, every cafe	— win	— match wins
—	Toast Always Lands Butter DownEvery drop, on every floor you own	— win	— match wins
—	Headphones Always TangledTwo minutes in a pocket, ten minutes to fix	— win	— match wins
—	Rain Starts When You LeaveStops the moment you get back inside	— win	— match wins
—	Always Lose One GloveNever the pair, always the left one	— win	— match wins
—	Every Pen SkipsWorks fine until the form actually matters	— win	— match wins

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