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Greatest Band of All Time

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—The Everly BrothersTwo voices in one harmony, and half of what came after. Bye Bye Love, class of 1986.— win— match wins
—The CoastersYakety Yak is a nagging parent set to a sax solo. Inducted 1987.— win— match wins
—The Beach BoysGood Vibrations took months of tape splicing to sound this easy. Class of 1988.— win— match wins
—The BeatlesHey Jude spends four minutes on a chorus nobody wanted to end. In since 1988.— win— match wins
—The DriftersUnder the Boardwalk is summer sung by people stuck indoors. Class of 1988.— win— match wins
—The SupremesMotown's biggest act, and Stop! In the Name of Love has the gesture to prove it. 1988.— win— match wins
—The Rolling StonesPaint It Black opens on a sitar and never lightens up. Inducted 1989.— win— match wins
—The TemptationsFive voices and the choreography to match. My Girl is the one everyone knows. Class of 1989.— win— match wins
—The Four SeasonsSherry is Frankie Valli's falsetto arriving like a siren. In since 1990.— win— match wins
—The Four TopsLevi Stubbs sings I Can't Help Myself like he is losing an argument. Class of 1990.— win— match wins
—The KinksYou Really Got Me is a slashed speaker cone and the first metal riff. Inducted 1990.— win— match wins
—The PlattersThe Great Pretender is heartbreak with perfect diction. Class of 1990.— win— match wins
—Simon & GarfunkelThe Sound of Silence went electric without asking them first. In since 1990.— win— match wins
—The WhoBaba O'Riley opens on a synth loop and ends on a violin. Class of 1990.— win— match wins
—The ByrdsMr. Tambourine Man turned Dylan into a jangle. Inducted 1991.— win— match wins
—Ike & Tina TurnerProud Mary starts nice and easy and does not stay that way. Inducted 1991.— win— match wins
—The ImpressionsPeople Get Ready is a gospel train Curtis Mayfield wrote for everyone. Class of 1991.— win— match wins
—Booker T. & the M.G.'sGreen Onions is an organ, a groove, and no words at all. Class of 1992.— win— match wins
—The Isley BrothersShout has been getting wedding floors up for seventy years. In since 1992.— win— match wins
—The Jimi Hendrix ExperiencePurple Haze is a guitar being reinvented in three minutes. Class of 1992.— win— match wins
—Sam & DaveSoul Man is two voices trading lines over Stax horns. Inducted 1992.— win— match wins
—The YardbirdsThree of rock's biggest guitarists passed through. For Your Love outlasted them. 1992.— win— match wins
—CreamSunshine of Your Love rides one riff and refuses to get off. Class of 1993.— win— match wins
—Creedence Clearwater RevivalFortunate Son is two minutes of pure objection. Inducted 1993.— win— match wins
—The DoorsLight My Fire gives the organ solo more room than the singer. Class of 1993.— win— match wins
—Frankie Lymon & The TeenagersA thirteen-year-old asking why fools fall in love. Inducted 1993.— win— match wins
—Sly and the Family StoneEveryday People put a mixed band on stage and made that the point. Class of 1993.— win— match wins
—The AnimalsThe House of the Rising Sun is a folk song Eric Burdon turned into a warning. 1994.— win— match wins
—The BandThe Weight sounds like it was always there. Inducted 1994.— win— match wins
—The Grateful DeadThirty years of touring and one accidental hit in Touch of Grey. Class of 1994.— win— match wins
—The Allman Brothers BandTwin guitars, a long road, and Ramblin' Man. Inducted 1995.— win— match wins
—Led ZeppelinImmigrant Song is two and a half minutes of Viking yelling. Class of 1995.— win— match wins
—Martha and the VandellasDancing in the Street was a party record a whole decade heard as something else. 1995.— win— match wins
—Gladys Knight & the PipsMidnight Train to Georgia is a failed dream told from the seat beside it. Class of 1996.— win— match wins
—Jefferson AirplaneWhite Rabbit builds like a bolero and ends up somewhere else. Inducted 1996.— win— match wins
—Pink FloydA children's choir told a school to leave them alone and it topped the charts. Class of 1996.— win— match wins
—The ShirellesWill You Love Me Tomorrow asked what girl groups had not asked out loud. 1996.— win— match wins
—The Velvet UndergroundAlmost nobody bought the record. Everyone who did started a band. Class of 1996.— win— match wins
—Bee GeesStayin' Alive is a walk turned into a rhythm. Inducted 1997.— win— match wins
—Buffalo SpringfieldFor What It's Worth is the most quoted protest song by a two-year band. 1997.— win— match wins
—Crosby, Stills & NashSuite: Judy Blue Eyes is three voices and a breakup in four movements. Class of 1997.— win— match wins
—The Jackson 5I Want You Back is an eleven-year-old out-singing grown professionals. Inducted 1997.— win— match wins
—Parliament-FunkadelicA spaceship landed on stage and the funk never went back. Class of 1997.— win— match wins
—The RascalsGood Lovin' is blue-eyed soul at full sprint. Inducted 1997.— win— match wins
—EaglesHotel California is a guitar duel you can check out of but never leave. Class of 1998.— win— match wins
—Fleetwood MacGo Your Own Way is one band member telling another off in public. Inducted 1998.— win— match wins
—The Mamas & the PapasCalifornia Dreamin' is homesickness in reverse. Class of 1998.— win— match wins
—SantanaSmooth put Carlos Santana back at number one for twelve straight weeks. Inducted 1998.— win— match wins
—The Staple SingersI'll Take You There is a bassline, a church, and Mavis. Class of 1999.— win— match wins
—Earth, Wind & FireSeptember is a horn section refusing to let the year end. Inducted 2000.— win— match wins
—The Lovin' SpoonfulSummer in the City has traffic noise in the mix and it works. Class of 2000.— win— match wins
—The MoonglowsSincerely is doo-wop harmony at its most patient. Inducted 2000.— win— match wins
—AerosmithDream On is a ballad that turns into a scream. Class of 2001.— win— match wins
—The FlamingosI Only Have Eyes for You sounds like it is coming from underwater. Inducted 2001.— win— match wins
—QueenBohemian Rhapsody has an opera section and nobody has explained it since. Class of 2001.— win— match wins
—Steely DanSession perfectionists who hid jazz chords inside radio hits. Inducted 2001.— win— match wins
—RamonesBlitzkrieg Bop is two minutes, three chords, and the start of punk. Inducted 2002.— win— match wins
—Talking HeadsOnce in a Lifetime is a nervous breakdown you can dance to. Class of 2002.— win— match wins
—Tom Petty and the HeartbreakersAmerican Girl is a Byrds riff with a Florida accent. Class of 2002.— win— match wins
—AC/DCBack in Black is a riff, a bell, and no wasted motion. Inducted 2003.— win— match wins
—The ClashLondon Calling is a warning read over a bass that will not sit still. Class of 2003.— win— match wins
—Elvis Costello & the AttractionsPump It Up is spite played at speed. Inducted 2003.— win— match wins
—The PoliceEvery Breath You Take gets played at weddings by people who never read the words. 2003.— win— match wins
—The Righteous BrothersYou've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' is Phil Spector's wall at full height. Class of 2003.— win— match wins

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