| — | The One Who Does EverythingFour names on it, one person's work | — win | — match wins |
| — | The GhostLast seen during the first meeting | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Ideas PersonEndless suggestions, zero finished slides | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Last Minute EditorRewrites your part an hour before it is due | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Over-OrganizerFour spreadsheets that nobody opens | — win | — match wins |
| — | The One Who Never RepliesRead at two, answered never | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Scope CreeperTurns a poster into a documentary | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Presenter Who Winged ItReads your slides out loud for the first time | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Deadline OptimistCertain there is time, right up to midnight | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Formatting PerfectionistThree hours on fonts, no content written | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Meeting SchedulerSix calendar invites, one actual task | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Silent AgreerNods at everything, delivers none of it | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Reply All ChampionFourteen emails where one would have done | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Last Day ReappearanceGone for weeks, back in time for credit | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Devil's AdvocateArgues every decision back to the start | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Wikipedia CopierOne paste away from ruining it for everyone | — win | — match wins |
| — | The One With Six Other ProjectsAlways busy, never with this one | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Slide HoarderOwns the file, shares it with nobody | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Volunteer for NothingAt every meeting, assigned to zero tasks | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Late JoinerAdded in week three, needs it all explained | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Constant RestarterWants to redo the plan every Tuesday | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Group Chat ComedianHilarious, useless, impossible to mute | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Quiet SaboteurAgrees in the room, complains to the teacher | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Silent EditorYour section changes and nobody says why | — win | — match wins |
| — | The OverpromiserTakes four tasks, finishes half of one | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Citation IgnorerLists the sources as the internet | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Rubric DenierSure the criteria do not really matter | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Panic TexterMessages at 2am about last week's slide | — win | — match wins |
| — | The One With Bad WifiFrozen in every call at the worst moment | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Perfect Note TakerBeautiful minutes, zero project progress | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Folder RearrangerRenames everything the night before | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Grade NegotiatorEmails the professor about their own effort | — win | — match wins |