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The Aerosmith Song You Turn All the Way Up

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—Dream OnAerosmith, 1973. Stalled at 59 the first time out, top ten when Columbia tried again three years later— win— match wins
—Same Old Song and DanceGet Your Wings, 1974. Perry's riff walks in sideways and the horns show up like they were invited— win— match wins
—Train Kept A Rollin'Get Your Wings, 1974. A blues standard bent into their shape, with a fake crowd spliced over the back half— win— match wins
—S.O.S. (Too Bad)Toys in the Attic, 1975. Under three minutes of pure snarl, the shortest thing on the ballot— win— match wins
—Sweet EmotionToys in the Attic, 1975. The talk box intro that a hundred bands tried to borrow and nobody landed— win— match wins
—Walk This WayToys in the Attic, 1975. The riff got a second life in 1986 and dragged the whole band back with it— win— match wins
—You See Me CryingToys in the Attic, 1975. Strings, piano and Tyler at full stretch, closing the record on a ballad nobody saw coming— win— match wins
—Last ChildRocks, 1976. Whitford's funk riff and the dirtiest groove the band ever put on a single— win— match wins
—Home TonightRocks, 1976. The soft landing at the end of the hardest album they made— win— match wins
—Back in the SaddleRocks, 1976. Six-string bass, cracking whip, and an opening that dares you to turn it down— win— match wins
—Draw the LineDraw the Line, 1977. Recorded in a convent, and it sounds like the walls were giving up— win— match wins
—Kings and QueensDraw the Line, 1977. Mandolin, mellotron and medieval imagery, the strangest single of their first run— win— match wins
—Get It UpDraw the Line, 1977. Loose, leering and barely holding together, which is most of the appeal— win— match wins
—Come TogetherSgt. Pepper soundtrack, 1978. A Beatles cover cut for a film everyone would rather forget, and it still hits— win— match wins
—Chip Away the StoneSingle, 1978. Written by an outsider, Richie Supa, and it fits the band better than it should— win— match wins
—Remember (Walking in the Sand)Night in the Ruts, 1979. A girl-group hit rebuilt as a slow burn while the band was coming apart— win— match wins
—Lightning StrikesRock in a Hard Place, 1982. The one Perry-free album, and this is the song people still defend from it— win— match wins
—Bitch's BrewRock in a Hard Place, 1982. A promo-only single from the wilderness years, rarely heard and worth hearing— win— match wins
—Let the Music Do the TalkingDone with Mirrors, 1985. Perry brought this one back from his solo band when the lineup reunited— win— match wins
—ShelaDone with Mirrors, 1985. The reunion album at its most unbothered, all swagger and no polish— win— match wins
—DarknessDone with Mirrors, 1985. Slow, murky and mostly forgotten, which makes it a fine dark horse here— win— match wins
—My Fist Your FaceDone with Mirrors, 1985. A title that tells you exactly what the guitars are going to do— win— match wins
—Dude (Looks Like a Lady)Permanent Vacation, 1987. Horns, a hook and outside co-writers, the sound of the comeback deciding to work— win— match wins
—Hangman JuryPermanent Vacation, 1987. Porch-blues intro, harmonica, and the band pretending they never left the Delta— win— match wins
—AngelPermanent Vacation, 1987. The power ballad that proved they could sell one, for better and worse— win— match wins
—Rag DollPermanent Vacation, 1987. Slide guitar and a shuffle, the loosest the comeback ever sounded— win— match wins
—Magic TouchPermanent Vacation, 1987. An album cut pushed to rock radio, and it holds its own against the singles— win— match wins
—Love in an ElevatorPump, 1989. A single-entendre song with a riff big enough to carry it anyway— win— match wins
—F.I.N.E.*Pump, 1989. Filthy and fast, the deep cut that Pump fans name first— win— match wins
—Janie's Got a GunPump, 1989. The darkest thing they ever put on the radio, with a video David Fincher shot— win— match wins
—What It TakesPump, 1989. Accordion, pedal steel and a chorus that earns every second of five minutes— win— match wins
—The Other SidePump, 1989. Motown horns bolted onto a rock band, and somehow it never wobbles— win— match wins
—Monkey on My BackPump, 1989. Tyler writing about the years he lost, without asking for sympathy— win— match wins
—Helter SkelterPandora's Box, 1991. Their Beatles cover from the box set, played like a threat— win— match wins
—Livin' on the EdgeGet a Grip, 1993. A riff in an open tuning, a Grammy, and the video that put them back on MTV— win— match wins
—Eat the RichGet a Grip, 1993. Blunt, funny and built for an arena to shout back at— win— match wins
—FeverGet a Grip, 1993. The fastest thing on Get a Grip and the one that sounds least like 1993— win— match wins
—Cryin'Get a Grip, 1993. Harmonica, gospel backing and a video anyone born in the eighties can recite— win— match wins
—AmazingGet a Grip, 1993. Piano ballad with a spoken intro, sincere enough to survive the nineties— win— match wins
—Shut Up and DanceGet a Grip, 1993. Get a Grip's straight rocker, no ballad, no horns, no apologies— win— match wins
—Deuces Are WildBeavis and Butt-Head Experience, 1993. Written years earlier, released on a cartoon tie-in, better than that sounds— win— match wins
—CrazyGet a Grip, 1993. The third of the Get a Grip ballads, and the one with the road-trip video— win— match wins
—Blind ManBig Ones, 1994. A new song tacked onto a hits album, easy to miss and hard to skip— win— match wins
—Walk on WaterBig Ones, 1994. The other Big Ones original, harder and less loved than it deserves— win— match wins
—Nine LivesNine Lives, 1997. Title track from the album they nearly did not survive making— win— match wins
—Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)Nine Lives, 1997. A stomping riff and a title that does the whole joke in one line— win— match wins
—Hole in My SoulNine Lives, 1997. Six minutes of ballad, the longest swing they ever took at one— win— match wins
—PinkNine Lives, 1997. Sleazy, silly and unshakeable, plus a Grammy nobody predicted— win— match wins
—Full CircleNine Lives, 1997. The quiet one on Nine Lives, about getting older and saying so— win— match wins
—Taste of IndiaNine Lives, 1997. Strings and drones over six minutes, the most ambitious thing on the album— win— match wins
—I Don't Want to Miss a ThingArmageddon, 1998. Written by Diane Warren for a disaster movie, and their only US number one— win— match wins
—What Kind of Love Are You OnArmageddon, 1998. Their own song on the Armageddon record, the harder half of that pairing— win— match wins
—Angel's EyeCharlie's Angels soundtrack, 2000. A soundtrack one-off that most people have never knowingly heard— win— match wins
—JadedJust Push Play, 2001. A hook so clean it barely sounds like the same band that cut Rocks— win— match wins
—Just Push PlayJust Push Play, 2001. Loops, filters and studio gloss, the most divisive title track they have— win— match wins
—Fly Away from HereJust Push Play, 2001. An outside-written ballad that ended up the album's quiet favourite— win— match wins
—SunshineJust Push Play, 2001. Bright, brisk and shameless, hidden late on the tracklist— win— match wins
—Girls of SummerO, Yeah!, 2002. Recorded for a hits compilation, which is usually where songs go to die— win— match wins
—Baby, Please Don't GoHonkin' on Bobo, 2004. From the covers album, playing the blues they started out playing— win— match wins
—Devil's Got a New DisguiseDevil's Got a New Disguise, 2006. An unfinished song completed for a compilation, and it earns its place— win— match wins
—Legendary ChildMusic from Another Dimension!, 2012. A riff left over from the Permanent Vacation sessions, finally released— win— match wins
—Lover AlotMusic from Another Dimension!, 2012. Fast, mean and the closest the late album gets to Rocks— win— match wins
—What Could Have Been LoveMusic from Another Dimension!, 2012. One more ballad, decades after they stopped needing to prove they could— win— match wins
—Can't Stop Lovin' YouMusic from Another Dimension!, 2012. A duet with Carrie Underwood, aimed squarely at country radio— win— match wins

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