| — | Nails on a ChalkboardThe classic, still undefeated by many | — win | — match wins |
| — | Alarm Clock at 6amThe sound of the day starting badly | — win | — match wins |
| — | Styrofoam SqueakTwo pieces rubbing in a delivery box | — win | — match wins |
| — | Dripping Tap at NightOnce every four seconds, forever | — win | — match wins |
| — | Car Alarm OutsideNobody comes, it never stops | — win | — match wins |
| — | Fork Scraping a PlateOne slip and the whole table flinches | — win | — match wins |
| — | Loud ChewingRight next to you, mouth open | — win | — match wins |
| — | Baby Crying on a PlaneRow nineteen, hour six | — win | — match wins |
| — | Someone Clipping NailsIn an office, at a desk, in public | — win | — match wins |
| — | Feedback From a MicrophoneThe screech that clears a room | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaf Blower at 7amSaturday morning, right outside the window | — win | — match wins |
| — | Repeated Pen ClickingUnconscious, constant, unbearable | — win | — match wins |
| — | Smoke Alarm Low BatteryOne chirp every sixty seconds, all night | — win | — match wins |
| — | Balloon RubbingThe squeal that makes your teeth hurt | — win | — match wins |
| — | Slurping SoupEnthusiastic and very audible | — win | — match wins |
| — | Reversing Truck BeepBacking up for what feels like an hour | — win | — match wins |
| — | Bass Through the WallNo melody, no words, just thump | — win | — match wins |
| — | Motorbike Revving OutsideStationary, pointless, extremely loud | — win | — match wins |
| — | Helicopter CirclingTwenty minutes over the same three streets | — win | — match wins |
| — | Ice Cream Truck on LoopThe same eight bars for an entire afternoon | — win | — match wins |
| — | Mechanical Keyboard ClackingIn a quiet office, at full force | — win | — match wins |
| — | Chair Dragging on TileA single long scrape across the room | — win | — match wins |
| — | Someone Sniffing ConstantlyEvery forty seconds, never a tissue | — win | — match wins |
| — | Knuckles CrackingOne hand, then the other, then again | — win | — match wins |
| — | The Dentist DrillHeard through your own skull | — win | — match wins |
| — | Seagulls at DawnDirectly above, arguing about a chip | — win | — match wins |
| — | Fluorescent Light HumOnly audible once you notice it | — win | — match wins |
| — | Bin Lorry at 5amHydraulics, glass, and reversing beeps | — win | — match wins |
| — | Dog Barking All NightTwo gardens away, unbothered by hours | — win | — match wins |
| — | Phone on Speaker in PublicA whole conversation, doubled by distortion | — win | — match wins |
| — | Untuned Radio StaticJust enough signal to be teasing | — win | — match wins |
| — | Whistling in an OfficeCheerful, tuneless, and never ending | — win | — match wins |