| — | Dishes in the Sink for DaysSoaking, apparently, since Tuesday | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Replaces the Toilet PaperLeaves the empty roll on the holder | — win | — match wins |
| — | Eats Your Labeled FoodYour name was right there on it | — win | — match wins |
| — | Loud Calls at 2amSpeakerphone, in the hallway, every night | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Pays Rent on TimeThe reminder text is now a monthly ritual | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves Hair in the ShowerOn the wall, deliberately, somehow | — win | — match wins |
| — | Invites People Over ConstantlyStrangers in the kitchen on a Wednesday | — win | — match wins |
| — | Steals Your Phone ChargerYours is missing, theirs is in their room | — win | — match wins |
| — | Thermostat WarsChanges it back the moment you leave | — win | — match wins |
| — | Borrows Clothes Without AskingReturns them worn, or does not return them | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves Trash to OverflowStacks it on top rather than take it out | — win | — match wins |
| — | Passive Aggressive NotesWould rather write than say one sentence | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Takes the Bins OutWaits until it becomes a moral standoff | — win | — match wins |
| — | Cooks Fish at MidnightThe whole flat knows and will keep knowing | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves the Door UnlockedEvery time, and shrugs about it | — win | — match wins |
| — | Uses Your Pan and Leaves It SoakingSoaking is not cleaning and everyone knows it | — win | — match wins |
| — | Watches Videos on SpeakerIn the kitchen, in the bathroom, at all hours | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Buys Shared SuppliesUses everything, contributes nothing | — win | — match wins |
| — | Brings Their Partner Every NightA fourth roommate paying zero rent | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves Wet Towels on the SofaA damp patch that survives for days | — win | — match wins |
| — | Snoozes an Alarm for an HourIn a bedroom that is not yours | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Cleans the BathroomWaits it out with impressive patience | — win | — match wins |
| — | Rearranges Your ShelfYour food, their system, no warning | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves the Extractor Fan OffSteam, smells, and a slowly greying ceiling | — win | — match wins |
| — | Parties on a TuesdayStrangers in the hallway before an early shift | — win | — match wins |
| — | Hoards Every ContainerForty takeaway tubs and a full cupboard | — win | — match wins |
| — | Never Answers the LandlordIgnores the one email that mattered | — win | — match wins |
| — | Leaves Nail Clippings AroundOn the sofa arm, which is somehow worse | — win | — match wins |
| — | Runs the Washing Machine at 3amDirectly beneath your bedroom | — win | — match wins |
| — | Adopts a Pet Without AskingSuddenly a cat lives here and you are allergic | — win | — match wins |
| — | Argues About the Bills MonthlySame numbers, same debate, every single month | — win | — match wins |
| — | Vanishes for the Deep CleanReappears the moment it is finished | — win | — match wins |