| — |  ▶ | ShamWowA towel that absorbs everything, sold by a man who will not stop shouting | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Slap ChopYou chop vegetables by hitting them. Same salesman, higher energy | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | SnuggieA blanket with sleeves, worn in public by whole families | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | FlowbeeA haircut delivered by vacuum cleaner attachment | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Hawaii ChairAn office chair that gyrates. Working at it is not possible | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Tiddy BearA plush bear that sits between you and the seatbelt | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Comfort WipeA stick that extends your reach in the bathroom | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Shake WeightA dumbbell you vibrate. The demonstration went viral for other reasons | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Sauna PantsInflatable trousers that heat your waist while you sit | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Potty PutterA putting green for the toilet, with a real flag | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | UroClubA hollow golf club with a privacy towel, for when the clubhouse is far | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Perfect PollyA motion-activated fake parrot that chirps forever | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Wearable TowelA towel, but shaped so you can wear it around the house | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | HeadOnThe advert says nothing except how to apply it. Repeatedly | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | GLH Hair in a CanSpray paint for the bald spot, demonstrated on the inventor | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Topsy TailA plastic loop that turns a ponytail inside out | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Ped EggA cheese grater for your feet, with a collection tray | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | OxiCleanBilly Mays, at volume, versus a stain | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Mighty PuttyPutty that tows a lorry. Billy Mays again | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Chia PetA terracotta animal that grows a green coat | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | The ClapperClap on. Clap off. That is the entire product | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Showtime RotisserieSet it and forget it, for half an hour, to a live audience | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | ThighMasterA sprung V of metal you squeeze between your knees | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Magic BulletA blender demo staged as a hungover dinner party | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Ginsu KnivesIt cuts a tin can, then a tomato. But wait | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Pocket FishermanA fishing rod that folds to the size of a torch | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | BumpitsPlastic inserts that raise your hair from underneath | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Hercules HooksPicture hooks that hold a grown man off a wall | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Perfect Bacon BowlA mould for shaping bacon into a bowl you then fill | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | ZorbeezA cloth that drinks a puddle, shouted about at close range | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Rejuvenique Face MaskAn electrified metal mask that shocks your face into shape | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Better Marriage BlanketA duvet with a carbon filter, for the reason you are thinking of | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Gyro BowlA snack bowl on gimbals so children cannot spill it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | SnackeezA cup and a snack bowl fused into one object | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Pajama JeansPyjamas printed to look like denim, for leaving the house | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Forever LazyAn adult onesie with trapdoors, modelled at a tailgate party | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Shoe DiniA plastic hook for removing shoes without bending | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Bark OffA box that emits a tone to stop a dog barking | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Nad's Hair RemovalGreen sugar wax, with a presenter who insists it does not hurt | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Big City Slider StationA tray that presses four small burgers at once | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | SlanketThe other blanket with sleeves. There were two | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Banjo MinnowA rubber fish, sold across a half hour to men in boats | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | EpiladyA coil of springs that pulls hair out by the root | — win | — match wins |
| — |  ▶ | Egg GenieAn egg boiler that pierces the shell and then sings | — win | — match wins |