| — |  | Pineapple on PizzaThe argument that will outlive us all | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Beans on ToastBreakfast in Britain, a dare everywhere else | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ketchup on SpaghettiSauce replaced by a condiment, deliberately | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Milk Before the CerealSame bowl, same ingredients, entirely different person | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cheese Cubes in CoffeeThey float, they squeak, and Scandinavia stands by it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cheddar on Apple PieA slice of sharp cheese melted over the dessert | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Fried Noodles in a Bread RollCarbohydrates stacked inside more carbohydrates | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Peanut Butter and PicklesSweet, salty, sour, and crunchy in one sandwich | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Steak Ordered Well DoneGrey all the way through, and proud of it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Chocolate Sauce on FriesHot, salty, and covered in dessert | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Mayonnaise on White RiceA full bowl, stirred through, no other ingredients | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Salt on WatermelonDivides every summer picnic ever held | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Yeast Extract on EverythingSpread thick, the way it was never meant to be | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ketchup on Mac and CheeseRed stripes across a dish that already had a sauce | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ranch Dressing on EverythingPizza, fruit, and whatever else is on the table | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sugar on Scrambled EggsSweetened, stirred, and served for breakfast | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cottage Cheese with JamLumpy and sweet at the same time, on purpose | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Milk in the Cup FirstPoured before the tea, which starts wars | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cheese Sauce on PopcornWarm, orange, and impossible to eat quietly | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Hot Dog Rolled in a TacoOne handheld food wrapped inside another | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Orange Juice After ToothpasteTwo minutes too soon, and you know exactly the taste | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Fried Banana with CheeseMelted over hot fruit, sold at street stalls | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sugar on Sliced TomatoesSprinkled on like strawberries, eaten like dessert | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Soy Sauce on Soft ServeSalty, dark, and poured over vanilla | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Olives on a DoughnutBrine and glaze, occupying the same bite | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cereal Bowl Filled with JuiceOrange juice instead of milk, all the way to the rim | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sardines Straight from the TinNo plate, no bread, standing at the counter | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ketchup in Instant RamenSqueezed into the broth before the noodles soften | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Mustard in Hot ChocolateA spoonful stirred in until it disappears | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Peanut Butter on a BurgerUnder the patty, melting into the cheese | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Butter Blended into CoffeeA whole pat, whisked until the cup turns pale | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Anchovies on a Chocolate BarSalted fish laid across the squares | — win | — match wins |