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The Nicolas Cage Movie You Defend to Everyone

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—Valley GirlMartha Coolidge, 1983. The punk from Hollywood who talked his way across town— win— match wins
—BirdyAlan Parker, 1984. Two friends home from Vietnam, one of them convinced he can fly— win— match wins
—Peggy Sue Got MarriedFrancis Ford Coppola, 1986. The voice he invented for this one got him in trouble on set— win— match wins
—Raising ArizonaJoel Coen, 1987. A career criminal, a stolen baby, and the fastest ninety minutes he ever ran— win— match wins
—MoonstruckNorman Jewison, 1987. A one-handed baker yelling about opera and bad luck— win— match wins
—Vampire's KissRobert Bierman, 1988. The performance every Cage reaction image comes from— win— match wins
—Wild at HeartDavid Lynch, 1990. Snakeskin jacket, Palme d'Or, Elvis on the highway— win— match wins
—Honeymoon in VegasAndrew Bergman, 1992. He loses his fiancee in a poker game and the sky fills with Elvises— win— match wins
—Red Rock WestJohn Dahl, 1993. Mistaken for a hitman, and too broke to correct anybody— win— match wins
—It Could Happen to YouAndrew Bergman, 1994. A cop tips a waitress half a lottery ticket and means it— win— match wins
—Leaving Las VegasMike Figgis, 1995. The one that won him the Oscar, and the hardest to sit through twice— win— match wins
—The RockMichael Bay, 1996. A chemical weapons nerd dragged onto Alcatraz by Sean Connery— win— match wins
—Con AirSimon West, 1997. Put the bunny back in the box— win— match wins
—Face/OffJohn Woo, 1997. He plays Travolta playing him, and both of them commit completely— win— match wins
—City of AngelsBrad Silberling, 1998. An angel gives up eternity, and the soundtrack outlived the film— win— match wins
—Snake EyesBrian De Palma, 1998. A corrupt cop in a loud shirt, opening on one long unbroken take— win— match wins
—8MMJoel Schumacher, 1999. A private investigator who cannot unsee what he was hired to find— win— match wins
—Bringing Out the DeadMartin Scorsese, 1999. Three nights in an ambulance with a paramedic who has stopped sleeping— win— match wins
—Gone in 60 SecondsDominic Sena, 2000. Fifty cars in one night, and the last one is called Eleanor— win— match wins
—The Family ManBrett Ratner, 2000. A banker wakes up in the life he decided against— win— match wins
—WindtalkersJohn Woo, 2002. A marine assigned to guard a Navajo code talker, and the code before the man— win— match wins
—AdaptationSpike Jonze, 2002. He plays a screenwriter and the twin brother that screenwriter invented— win— match wins
—Matchstick MenRidley Scott, 2003. A con man with compulsions he cannot con his way around— win— match wins
—National TreasureJon Turteltaub, 2004. He is going to steal the Declaration of Independence— win— match wins
—Lord of WarAndrew Niccol, 2005. An arms dealer narrating his own rise without once apologising— win— match wins
—The Weather ManGore Verbinski, 2005. A forecaster whose life is going wrong and who keeps getting hit with fast food— win— match wins
—World Trade CenterOliver Stone, 2006. Two port authority officers trapped under the rubble, waiting— win— match wins
—The Wicker ManNeil LaBute, 2006. Not the bees, and everything else that made it immortal— win— match wins
—Ghost RiderMark Steven Johnson, 2007. A stunt rider who sold his soul and got a flaming skull out of it— win— match wins
—NextLee Tamahori, 2007. A magician who sees two minutes ahead and would rather be left alone— win— match wins
—National Treasure: Book of SecretsJon Turteltaub, 2007. This time he kidnaps the President to get at a book— win— match wins
—KnowingAlex Proyas, 2009. A list of numbers from a time capsule that keeps being right— win— match wins
—Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New OrleansWerner Herzog, 2009. A detective, a crack pipe, and iguanas only he can see— win— match wins
—Kick-AssMatthew Vaughn, 2010. Big Daddy, doing an Adam West voice while things get very dark— win— match wins
—The Sorcerer's ApprenticeJon Turteltaub, 2010. A thousand-year-old wizard loose in Manhattan with a physics student— win— match wins
—Drive AngryPatrick Lussier, 2011. He breaks out of hell to get his granddaughter back, in 3D— win— match wins
—Ghost Rider: Spirit of VengeanceNeveldine and Taylor, 2012. The sequel where he stopped pretending it was a normal role— win— match wins
—The CroodsChris Sanders and Kirk DeMicco, 2013. An overprotective cave father voiced at full volume— win— match wins
—JoeDavid Gordon Green, 2013. An ex-con who takes in a teenager and tries very hard to stay calm— win— match wins
—Mom and DadBrian Taylor, 2017. Parents everywhere turn on their children, and he gets a pool table— win— match wins
—MandyPanos Cosmatos, 2018. A chainsaw duel bathed in red, and the bathroom scene before it— win— match wins
—Color Out of SpaceRichard Stanley, 2019. Lovecraft on an alpaca farm, with a man losing it about tomatoes— win— match wins
—Willy's WonderlandKevin Lewis, 2021. He fights animatronics all night and does not speak a single line— win— match wins
—PigMichael Sarnoski, 2021. Everyone expected a revenge film and got something much quieter— win— match wins
—Prisoners of the GhostlandSion Sono, 2021. A leather suit rigged to explode, and a samurai western built around it— win— match wins
—The Unbearable Weight of Massive TalentTom Gormican, 2022. He plays Nick Cage, who is haunted by a younger Nicolas Cage— win— match wins
—RenfieldChris McKay, 2023. His Dracula, played as the worst boss anybody has ever had— win— match wins
—Dream ScenarioKristoffer Borgli, 2023. A professor starts appearing in the dreams of strangers, then it sours— win— match wins
—LonglegsOsgood Perkins, 2024. Barely on screen, and the marketing knew exactly why to hide him— win— match wins
—The SurferLorcan Finnegan, 2025. A man wants to surf at one beach and the beach will not have him— win— match wins

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