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| # | Preview | Candidate | Win rate | Match win rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| — |  | Ronco ButtoneerA machine that attaches buttons without sewing, pitched as a present | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ronco Speed Tufting KitMake your own rugs. For Christmas. Apparently | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ronco Mr. MicrophoneBroadcast your own voice through the nearest radio, to everyone's regret | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ronco Glass FrostersA device whose entire purpose is making a glass cold | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Mr. Dentist by RoncoHome dental equipment, marketed with the words perfect Christmas gift | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ronco Battery TesterNothing says the holidays like testing batteries | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ronco Ice Cream MakerThe one Ronco gift that arguably makes sense | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | A New Hoover for MummyA vacuum cleaner, given to a wife, on Christmas morning, on camera | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Give Happiness Give HooverHappiness defined here as household cleaning equipment | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Water Pik Shower MassageSanta personally requests a shower head | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | General Electric Christmas ClocksIn 1955 a wall clock was a legitimate romantic gift | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | NutraSweet SantaSanta sits alone in a diner drinking coffee, and it is somehow an ad | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Star Wars Holiday SpecialThe promo for the special Lucasfilm spent decades trying to bury | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Atari E.T.The Christmas push for the game later buried in a landfill | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Atari 2600Wood grain, a joystick and a family gathered around a television | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Holiday Chia PetsCh ch ch chia, but festive | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | K-tel Video Gift PackA stack of tapes nobody asked for, sold at speed | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Norelco SantaSanta rides an electric shaver through the snow like a sleigh | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Bell TelephoneLong distance calling sold as the emotional peak of the season | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Kodak Times of Your LifeFilm stock advertised with a montage designed to make you cry | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Polaroid with James GarnerTwo actors bicker their way through selling an instant camera | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Radio Shack TandyA home computer under the tree, in beige, in 1986 | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Toys R Us 1976Children singing about a toy shop with unsettling commitment | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sears Christmas 1984Everything a department store thought a family wanted | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | 7-Up Santa CountdownSanta counts down to Christmas on behalf of a soft drink | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Old Spice ChristmasAftershave as the default gift for every man alive | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Stetson CologneA man, a horse and a bottle of cologne | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Babe by FabergePerfume sold with the confidence of a heavyweight title fight | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Yardley ChristmasSoft focus, soft music, and an enormous amount of perfume | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Hershey's Kisses BellsFoil wrapped chocolates ring out a carol and everyone tears up | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | M&M's Meet SantaTwo candies faint at the sight of Santa, who also faints | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Coca-Cola Polar BearsAnimated bears drink cola under the northern lights | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Kmart Joe BoxerMen in boxer shorts play Jingle Bells with their hips | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ivory Snow OrnamentsA soap brand gives away tree ornaments in the 1950s | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Kodak Brownie StarmiteA 1950s camera pitched as the gift that captures the family | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Eaton's MicrowavesA department store sells microwaves as the future of Christmas dinner | — win | — match wins |