Ranking
Play this bracketWould You Rather: Life Upgrades
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| # | Candidate | Win rate | Match win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Never Wait in Line AgainEvery queue on earth simply opens for you | 33% win | 100% match wins |
| 1 | Instant Fluency in Any RoomUnderstand whatever is being said around you | 33% win | 100% match wins |
| 1 | Sleep Anywhere InstantlyPlanes, trains, chairs, floors, all the same | 33% win | 100% match wins |
| 4 | Sleep Two Hours and Feel RestedTwenty two usable hours in every day | 0% win | 80% match wins |
| 5 | Speak Every LanguageLand anywhere on earth and belong immediately | 0% win | 71% match wins |
| 6 | Never Get Sick AgainNo colds, no fevers, no lost weekends | 0% win | 67% match wins |
| 7 | Never Get a HangoverEvery night out ends with a clean morning | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 7 | Never Forget a NameEveryone you meet stays filed and ready | 0% win | 50% match wins |
| 9 | Never Pay for TravelAny flight, any train, any time you feel like going | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Always Know When Someone LiesUseful, exhausting, and impossible to switch off | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Eat Anything Without ConsequencesEvery meal is dessert and nothing catches up to you | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Never Feel TiredThe afternoon slump stops existing | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Always Find ParkingA perfect spot appears wherever you arrive | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Never Lose AnythingKeys, phone, and passport always exactly where you left them | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Unlimited Free TimeThe calendar clears and stays clear | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Never Have an Awkward SilenceThe right thing to say arrives every single time | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Perfect MemoryRemember every page, every face, every date | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Never Feel Cold AgainAny winter, any wind, always comfortable | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Heal Twice as FastEvery injury is half the recovery | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Always Say the Right ThingNo regret walking home from any conversation | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Perfect BalanceNever slip, never fall, never spill a full cup | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Always Pick the Right QueueThe one you join is always the fast one | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Immune to Motion SicknessBoats, back seats and roller coasters, all fine | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| 9 | Always Have Exact ChangeEvery pocket produces what the moment needs | 0% win | 0% match wins |
| — | Never Need GlassesPerfect sight for the rest of your life | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Never Burn Food AgainEvery meal comes out exactly as intended | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Perfect Sense of DirectionNever lost, in any city, without a phone | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Never Have a Bad HaircutEvery appointment, exactly what you asked for | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Read Twice as FastSame comprehension, half the hours | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Never Need a ChargerYour phone simply never runs out | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Always Wake Up on TimeNo alarm, no oversleeping, no jolt of panic | 0% win | — match wins |
| — | Perfect PitchEvery note nameable, every song learnable by ear | 0% win | — match wins |