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| # | Preview | Candidate | Win rate | Match win rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| — |  | McLaughlin's CoffeeA trade card that opens by asking why the rival's beans are glazed, then answers at length | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Niagara Gloss StarchStarch, sold with the full weight of nineteenth century graphic design | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Burdock PillsHow's your liver? Take Burdock Pills. Save doctor's bills | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Buchu-PaibaOne dollar. Cures every annoying kidney disease. Quick and complete | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Perry Davis Pain KillerDon't cry if it does smart a moment, the pain killer will take the soreness out | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Pears' Soap, 1888This is the way we wash our hands, sung at you by a soap company | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Ball's CorsetsA coiled wire spring elastic section. A revolution in corsets, apparently | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Dr. Warner's Coraline CorsetA corset with a doctor's name on it, because that made it medical | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Tricora CorsetAffords great relief and comfort. Warranted | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Madame Strong's Comfort CorsetRelieves the delicate and vital organs of all injurious pressure | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Perfect No. 7Mama's New Machine. The American Sewing Machine Company would like a word | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Crown Sewing MachinesSewing machines and oil stoves, from the same factory, on the same card | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Wheeler and Wilson No. 9A sewing machine advertised with the gravity of a state portrait | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | J. & P. Coats' Spool CottonPoor thread is a false economy, and here is a card about it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Kerr & Co's Extra Six CordKerr's black is fast dye. That is the entire pitch | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Hood's SarsaparillaWho said Hood's Sarsaparilla? Everybody, according to Hood's | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Tarrant's Seltzer AperientWe never travel without it, say the people paid to say it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Ithaca OrganA parlour organ presented as the centre of family life | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Estey Organ Co.Brattleboro, Vermont, where the organs came from and the dancing began | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Brooke's Monkey Brand SoapFamously advertised with the words won't wash clothes | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Boston Electric BeltWear the belt. Receive the electricity. Feel better, allegedly | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Clifford Hair RestorerHair, restored, by means the advertisement declines to specify | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Gall Cure for Horses and CattleFor galls, calls, sore shoulders and abrasions. On livestock | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Sunlight Soap Washing PowderWashing powder sold with the intensity of a public health campaign | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Huyler's CocoaThe best in the world means to buy a can at your grocer's, and they mean it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Bournville CocoaCocoa advertised as a moral improvement | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cadbury's CocoaAbsolutely pure, therefore best. The logic is doing heavy lifting | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Solar Paste Stove PolishMade from pure plumbago. No dust. No labour. The cheapest and the best | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Cottage RangeA cast iron stove given the treatment normally reserved for cathedrals | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Pears' Soap, 1886Soap, and an entire painted world built to sell it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Standard Soap CompanyA lithograph so ornate you forget it is about soap | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Daffey's ElixirAn elixir advertised in text so dense the claims hide inside it | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Baldwin's Herbal Tonic MixtureNature's general restorer of the system and purifier of the blood | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Barker's Nerve & Bone LinimentFor nerves and bones, in that order | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Best Liniment on EarthCures all pain. No further detail offered | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Gargling Oil LinimentFor man and beast, which raises more questions than it answers | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Lone Star LinimentHas no equal for man or beast, say the leading horsemen of the United States | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Free Bottles for Weak LungsLungs weak? Three free bottles, and a positive cure for consumption | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | The Horse Owner's FriendAn almanac page promising to cure every ailment a horse can have | — win | — match wins |
| — |  | Merchant's Magic OilCures all ailments. The word all is doing something remarkable here | — win | — match wins |